Excorjism! Clever!
Well, in the South Park movie, Satan dated Saddam Hussein, so I would say grow out your mustache.Any god tips on dating someone who is possessed by the Devil?
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He sounds like the typical woman's perfect dream date. If you play your cards right, you might even become Mrs. Satan!
Probably the only reason why the other girls aren't squealing, ';Ooohh, I'm so happy for you!'; is that they're jealous.
God's daughter, Jessica, dated Satan. They had a babby together. I am sure God could give you some good tips.
Sounds like you are getting into a ';scary'; relationship !
Keep your cross on, girl and beat him with the holy bible.
Give him an exorjism.
Carry a cross and holy water with you at all times!
Ask him about Hitler..
Uh.....use birth control?
lol i wish i had something witty to say
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